Yesterday, in an absolutely insane piece from the Atlantic, Jeffrey Goldberg reported Mike Waltz, Trump’s National Security Advisor, accidentally added him to a group chat on Signal called the “Houthi PC small group,” where Waltz, JD Vance, Marco Rubio, Tulsi Gabbard and others discussed bombing Houthi targets across Yemen. Skeptical this was real (because wtf), Jeffrey waited for the strikes to take place before quietly leaving the group, then reached out for comment. Yes, the White House confirmed, the chat was real. Oops? I don’t even know what to say here other than congrats, Moxie Marlinspike, creator of Signal. We now know for sure your app’s secure provided I don’t invite the editor-in-chief of the Atlantic to my group chat. But also? COME ON, GUYS. You can act like clowns online and also be great at your job, but the former doesn’t work without the latter. FFS fire someone — immediately — and be better.

Hollywood has a favor to ask of Literally Hitler: please, Mein Fuhrer, don’t let AI “exploit” our copyrighted content. Over 400 actors, including Ben “I wish I was black” Stiller, Mark “Save our Democracy” Ruffalo, and Bette “I’m moving to Canada” Midler, signed onto a letter to Trump, imploring him to resist OpenAI’s legal push to train AI on copyrighted material without permission or compensation. “We firmly believe that America’s global AI leadership must not come at the expense of our essential creative industries,” the letter reads. Looks like you guys need Hitler’s help now, huh? Even deigning to ask a favor not only shows they never really believed he was a Nazi, but that they just don’t get people at all. If you want Trump’s (or anyone’s) help, a little flattery goes a long way. It’s time to flex those acting chops, Hollywood — and tell the world how MAGA you really are.

Disney’s 478th live-action remake has officially bombed this weekend, as Snow White brought in just $43 million domestically. Why was it such a dud? Consulting my magic mirror on the wall… perhaps it has something to do with being delayed a year after the film’s mediocre writers went on strike, using CGI dwarves from hell instead of real dwarf actors after Peter Dinklage said it was bigoted, facing backlash from other dwarves who maintained Disney was denying them jobs, all while casting a Latina Hamas sympathizer as Snow White who proceeded to criticize half the country as well as the plot of Snow White itself because of feminism (I think). Well, some advice for the company: next time, before you cast a trans Ukrainian Azov Battalion Cinderella, remember the actress who just tanked your move isn’t (as she admitted herself (in an interview promoting this movie)) actually your audience.

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