Yesterday, after President Trump said he would pursue the impeachment of a “radical left lunatic” judge appointed by “Barack Hussein Obama” who attempted to force a plane of illegal immigrant gang members back to the states, Chief Justice Roberts publicly rebuked the executive — a rare and somewhat shocking act. “For more than two centuries,” he said, “it has been established that impeachment is not an appropriate response to disagreement concerning a judicial decision.” Then: “we do not have Obama judges or Trump judges,” we have an “independent judiciary.” Listen, it was a nice statement, and we do love our checks and balances. But the left has been screaming “right wing courts” for years as they tried to pack them, and now the right has joined the chorus. I agree we’re supposed to have an independent court, but if there’s nobody left who actually believes it? I’m not sure it can even theoretically exist.

According to the WSJ, more students are using AI to cheat on homework, to which we say: good! Homework isn’t simply bullshit that fails to make our children smarter, it’s unacceptably time-consuming bullshit that fails to make our children smarter. Instead of looking in horror at the human centipede that is teachers using ChatGPT to come up with lesson plans, then students using ChatGPT to skirt around said lesson plans, which finally concludes with teachers using ChatGPT to grade assignments, let’s be thankful AI has shown us it’s time for change. What are we trying to accomplish with homework anyway? And why aren’t teachers doing that in class? Maybe we have a use for the DoE after all. Let’s bring a few of those wayward souls back and put them to work on something that actually matters: helping teachers rethink teaching. Hell, they can even use ChatGPT.

Five Republican state senators in Minnesota have introduced a bill that would officially classify “Trump Derangement Syndrome” as a mental illness. According to the bill’s text, symptoms of TDS include “acute onset paranoia” about Trump’s policies as well as a “Trump-induced general hysteria.” And while this is technically speaking pretty funny toddler behavior (I am a toddler), is it really where Minnesota Republicans should focus? Their state hasn’t gone red in decades, entire city blocks of Minneapolis were burned to the ground by “mostly peaceful” far-left agitators just a few years back, and their top politician is a turbo-lib Governor who possibly shit his pants on national TV during a debate with JD Vance. Try getting a single policy win before dunking on your enemies, guys. Besides, I don’t need a new law to tell me that my boomer liberal relatives are mentally ill.

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