There was a great weeping and gnashing of teeth, as the writers of the Old Media Death Star cried out in anguish — after several years of endemic left-wing radicalism (and whatever the hell Jen Rubin is), Jeff Bezos announced The Washington Post’s opinion section will adopt a new editorial stance exclusively championing “personal liberties and free markets.” Or, it will be declining to publish the opposite. Right wingers cheered, and Kara Swisher lost her mind. But while this is for sure another major blow to the authoritarian left, violent socialists aren’t just vanishing, nor will their audience evolve. There’s now a huge and growing market for new left-wing media companies, and that’s where this is heading. Good for culture? Probably not. But speaking as a heartless billionaire media mogul, I look forward to the rise of my new enemies. I’ve honestly been bored, and the drama’s great for business.

Following Mayor Daniel Lurie’s expansion of executive powers, San Francisco officials are exploring a strategy to solve the city’s drug crisis. The plan is “new” (hooray!), “overdue” (agreed!!), and a “high return on investment” (amazing!!!). Here it is: a city supervisor has solicited support from another city supervisor to submit a formal request for $500k, with which he’ll hire a professor to fly to SF, analyze the drug problem, and create a customized intervention plan for the city (*shoots myself in the head*). Listen, what do I know? Maybe this guy will cough up an answer more substantive than “solve systemic problems.” But I’ve got a plan myself, and I’m not even asking for $500K. Got a pen? Great, here we go: drugs are bad, and they should be illegal. Open-air drug markets are very bad, and should also be illegal. Enforce, arrest, deport. Thanks for your time.

Early yesterday, the man who once famously tweeted his tower photoshopped onto the shores of Greenland (“I promise not to do this!”) graced the MAGA moms of Truth Social with another instant classic: an AI-generated video claiming to show the “future” of Gaza. It was a piece of visual art only a man who slams 12 Diet Cokes before noon could conjure — children running through rubble quickly give way to Sandals-resort luxury, complete with Elon snacking on a lawn chair, Trump sunbathing with Netanyahu, bearded transexual (former?) male terrorists belly-dancing, all while music plays in the background with the lyrics “Trump Gaza, Number One.” Naturally, the internet lost its mind. But I’m focusing less on the particulars of a centuries-old religious conflict I know I won’t solve, and more on the beautiful enigma that is Trumpian thought. Gold, Gaza, gorgeous (and bearded?) women. Okay, really now. Wtf is this man’s ideology?

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