Over the weekend, Honduran President Xiomara Castro threatened to kick the US military out of her country if Trump moves forward with plans to deport a bunch of illegal immigrants from our country. “Faced with a hostile attitude of mass expulsion of our brothers,” Castro said, “we would have to consider a change in our policies of cooperation.” Oh yes, and also: “Without paying a cent for decades, they maintain military bases in our territory.” Fascinating. I guess we’re not counting the billions in “foreign aid” we sent over the last few years, as such things pale in comparison to the nearly $1 billion Honduran nationals send back to Castro’s economy every month in remittances. In any case, “hostile” is a funny way to characterize the act of sending back her citizens… until you remember just how many of them are selling fentanyl in San Francisco. Sorry, Ms. Castro. They’re all yours.

Saturday, President Biden awarded 19 Democratic Party machine bosses luminaries the Presidential Medal of Freedom, most notably including George Soros. Biden thanked the group, which included Hillary Clinton and Bono (lol), saying they had all worked for “the cause of America.” But what cause is that — specifically? Soros spent nearly $22 billion electing DAs around the country who refuse to prosecute crime, and radicalizing the public discourse. He has advocated for the “puncturing of American supremacy.” He has literally called for US regime change. The average Democrat doesn’t adhere to his ideology of chaos, and the average Republican considers the name “Soros” synonymous with Satan. So why does the Party risk public outrage to give a nonagenarian billionaire a medal? Given he’s the largest funder in politics today, and the left’s most important donor possibly in history, the answer is a fairly boring tale as old as time: because they have to.

The Commerce Department is “mulling” a ban on Chinese-manufactured drones — which currently account for over 75% of the US market — citing “undue or unacceptable risk to U.S. national security.” Concerns include “ample exploitation opportunities,” such as remote incapacitation of critical infrastructure, delivering explosive payloads, gathering intelligence, and damaging industrial capabilities. Gratefully, our media has taken to carefully parsing the issue. The question of whether a hostile foreign superpower presently engaged in multiple drone-related espionage cases should maintain its market monopoly on espionage devices in this country is fraught, after all. You simply have to hear both sides. I’m sure there are good reasons to allow Chinese espionage to continue, and who knows! Maybe the totalitarian foreign government overseeing development of these devices will adhere to our principles of personal privacy and U.S. national interest. So let’s continue to “mull” this one over for a bit. Then let’s ban the spy drones. 

Polymarket currently has Gemini with an 83% chance to be the top AI model by January 31st, meaning Google — who we all wrote off as the search dinosaur — is about to own AI. But honestly, we’re not surprised. This was obviously a result of them reading our deeply insightful article “Google’s AI Is an Anti-White Lunatic,” and taking swift, corrective action. Now that it’s established we’re the thought leaders here, some advice. OpenAI: You need to get the polycule back together. Too many updates, too many headaches. The magic is gone — fix it. And Anthropic: You’re crushing it. But fire the French guy. Claude doesn’t work weekends or the entire month of August. You need someone more reliable. Someone American. Like Kenny. Kenny would show up.

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